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Efficient Dong

When a male’s unit is not severely above average, but is preferred because it is still useful and actually less annoying to manage
I may not have the largest dong but it gets the job done with minimal hassle and is a quite efficient dong.
by Rock T June 19, 2025
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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open on your asscrack, until their face and mouth are covered in shit, and your anus is lukewarm, almost sopping wet but not quite; using the persons face as toilet paper.
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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High Efficiency Washing Machine

A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!
by kagome122885 September 19, 2020
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Efficient

“Wow, Jeff is so efficient”
You mean he’s boring?”
by PinkyWinkyGotYou April 1, 2021
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efficient

The remainder of this put up is an efficient religion effort to relay and explain what we talked about
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Efficient Laziness

Using your body in such a way that there is less effort in your everyday actions, making it easier to perform those actions and less painful. Through learning a practice such as Feldenkrais, we can gain a body awareness of how we move our bodies. Gokhale and Alexander method help too.
I’ve perfected my efficient laziness, now I rarely drag my feet when I walk.

Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.

My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.

I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
by Amelia Starling May 2, 2019
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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
Yeah, I used him for human efficiency
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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