eejit

Popular word in both Scotland and Ireland meaning idiot

'shut yer hole ya eejt yi'

'That Jack McConnell's a right eejit'

by Barry bOOnda June 4, 2007

eejit

Irish colloquialism derived from 'idiot' meaning fool or simpleton tending to act in a comically irrational way.

"She's an eejit. She thought her car had been stolen so called her parents, her insurance company and the police to report the theft. Next morning she found she'd parked round the corner."

by Ben S Demise March 24, 2004

Eejit

Common Irish term for someone you despair of, but in the same way more polite than other types of insult.

"Eamonn why is there foam everywhere?"
"I stopped washing up but I accidentally left the tap on and it overflowed"
"You're a feckin eejit, man"
Also
"What manner of eejit would do that?"

by Why are all the pseudonyms December 8, 2014

Eejit

Irish slang for the word idiot

Me: Did you forget the baby?
Wife:Yeah.
You're an eejit

by Ultimate guitar November 7, 2018

eejat

Total fool, used to say someone is stupid, an idiot even.

The northweezy are eejats. Nah man ur the eeejat blad.

by Mr Flexx April 26, 2006

eejit

A human with a computer chip implanted into his or her brain. Eejits are similar to mindless zombies and only obey voice command orders. If an eejit were told to stay it would stay at the same spot until it was told otherwise even if it were in a lifethreatening condition.

The workers on opium poppy fields in South America are usually eejits.

by ryktan July 25, 2007

Ejeet

Person of lower intellectual abilities. A fool.
Used as a colloquial term in Ireland.

Look at that ejeet chasing the ducks.

by Zam Bion April 8, 2003