Dysonberry

A piece of dust or dirt that won't come off when you are emptying your Dyson cannister.

Normally the cannister empties out pretty easily, but every once and a while I have to shake a few times for the Dysonberry to fall off.

by Bluon March 22, 2008

Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 2, 2014

Dysoning

The act of providing oral copulation services greater or equal to those provided by a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Wow, look at her go - she's Dysoning him like a champ!

by TheChelmoDysonator September 22, 2014

dashonn

this guy right here is the bomb... he's outgoing , smart , mechanically inclined , likes to jimmy rig things. He is loyal and compassionate and defender of family and friends. Like a bright star his light shines for everyone who is willing to embrace it.

Dashonn is a no holds bar type of guy.

by babydoll72 November 28, 2017

dishonorable little shit

Biden

Biden is a dishonorable little shit

by Skeet fuck shit April 2, 2021

Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012

Dishonorable Discharge

Stinky, runny diarrhea.

#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.

by Flying Meteor Man August 29, 2012