dermott

People named Dermott usually have extremely small penises. It is mentioned in ancient Irish folklore that if you were asked to compare the size of Dermott's penis to another object, you would be forced to compare it to a molecule.

Another nasty trait Dermott possesses is that he often feels as if he's superior to all others. This of course, is highly untrue and therefore lands him in instant fuckwit category. To sum it all up, people named Dermott should be avoided at all costs, which of course leaves Dermott with no friends or acquaintances. This will allow Dermott valuable time to think over his personality and actions. This hopefully with time, will cause Dermott to reform and become less of a fuckwit.

Example 1:
I spoke to Dermott's girlfriend the other day, she said his penis was so minuscule that she couldn't find it after an hour of searching!

Example 2:
Dermott called me a peasant the other day and forced me to lick his shoes clean, methinks there's something a tad off about his personality.

by Mr. Arsewipe August 6, 2015

Dermot

used to describe father of a short un-pubescent, overweight, short, square headed fatty, chocolate fingers, sideman, woman avoider, gym day sike, 4'11, double chin, can u cum?

'who's that year 7, never mind its Dermot's son'
'where is Dermot son i cant see him, over never mind hes behind the grass'
'dominos connoisseur'

by pleasebequietye April 22, 2022

dermot oil

A really tasty form of babyoil it is made from extracts of both chocolate and sex. it comes in bottle form of 10ml so you can bring it on the plane with you without get arrested by security. dermot oil can also come in bigger bottles and other flavours such as strawberry and vanilla.
dermot can be seen in many areas of the world especially in those areas of the world where people enjoy having sexual intercourse with the use of babyoil.
dermot is safe to eat and 100% recyclable.

hey im feeling horny lets have sex with dermot oil! ! !

hey have you tryed the new dermot oil .!!!??? it comes in vanilla now!!!!!!

darn i just got dermot oil on my new shirt....?...dont worry it's 100% washable!!!!!!!..its also DERMOTalogical tested!!!!!

by k8ehotty July 22, 2009

dwormon

a dumb, wackass mormon

dude that guy's such a dwormon

by juntsticles July 28, 2011

dwerpopi

a racist who must be erased from planet earth

Jumbo is such a dwerpopi

by benji54367 December 13, 2017

diermot

Main character of the Lure of the Temptress which is a point-and-click adventure game published in 1992.

Diermot is a young peasant who employed as a beater for the king's hunting party.

by Shadowlord_ January 15, 2018

Dermot mac

Dermots a name decribing a total inbred cunt.
He would shank u in a second all over fortnite.
His mom smokes so much that he has to bury the cigs
Fuck u dermo

Dermo is a bollox
Dermot mac is a cunt

by Ginger dylan November 19, 2018