(1) A creature that dwells in warm and sometimes wet places, and eats large quantities of food for the upkeep of body fat.
(2) A person who enjoys the luxuries of life to the maximum extent. Most commonly, that luxury being another person.
(2) A person who enjoys the luxuries of life to the maximum extent. Most commonly, that luxury being another person.
(1) 'Krikey, look at that dunche hop! It's going straight for its hole!'
(2) 'I've become a dunche..I'm fat, happy and as comfortable as a kitty on a duvet'
(2) 'I've become a dunche..I'm fat, happy and as comfortable as a kitty on a duvet'
by *S January 15, 2006
Get the Dunchemug. "Omg, I haven't had lunch and it's 3 o'clock, I'm fecking starving. I can't wait till dinner.... Fuck it let's get some dunch."
by Scrout July 4, 2014
Get the Dunchmug. Similar to a gaggle of retards, a DUNCH consists of two or more individuals grouped together in an intoxicated state that can be observed making loud noises, making poor decisions, and suffering from decreased motorskills.
Jimmy, how are we not going to get kicked out of the club with this DUNCH? One of the members already passed out, one tore an MCL, one sprained an ankle, and one is throwing ice into the crowd and doing the robot!
by Francois1980 March 26, 2009
Get the DUNCHmug. 1) The worst possible thing you could be in human existence; a word that surpasses that of douche bag
2) Performing an act that puts your worst intrests in front of your good friends
2) Performing an act that puts your worst intrests in front of your good friends
1) "No Brian, that joke isn't funny, ya dunch!"
2) We dunched James when we left him in bed to go take the final.
2) We dunched James when we left him in bed to go take the final.
by Yanners September 9, 2006
Get the Dunchmug. by suprblondie384 October 7, 2007
Get the Dunchmug. by MTBSnowflake May 24, 2016
Get the Dunchmug. A Danish sexual maneuver predicated on speed and a lack of eye contact. The maneuver works best when implementing the use of low grade lunch meat and a sex worker who has recently lost a parent or a maternal/paternal figure.
Dude I can't afford a Dunche. For one, I don't have any bologna, also I am pretty sure it also costs extra.
by Dunche April 26, 2010
Get the Dunchemug.