Dumas

The act of four men simultaneously penetrating a man or woman's anus as a form of group anal sex. This, while appearing at first to be physically impossible, is actually performed using two supports (like a chair or an ottoman) beneath the two men at either side, while the third man lies on his back and the fourth man stands in the center behind the recipient.

So named after the author of The Three Musketeers, in reference to the notion that famed Twitter user @GothCharlotte claimed that this act could only ever be performed by three men and a machine, but like d'Artagnan, a fourth man is all that's needed to complete this masterpiece.

"We did it. We finally did it. Me, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis did the Dumas last week with Constance Bonacieux.

by jrmj July 23, 2019

William Dumas

A type of car, E39. They happen to be slightly kik-ey. They usually run on brownies and pizza.

William Dumas is the fastest out there!

by caden ghen May 29, 2019

sophie dumas

Sophie Dumas is a crazy psycho. She can be sweet at times but most the time she's crazy. Sophie Dumas' usually love cats and grow up to own many.

Since when do you hangout with Sophie Dumas?

by Damndandamn June 13, 2016

Alexandre Dumas

A really cool dude. He was like Batman.

The author Alexandre Dumas was a straight baller.

by TanswellThatEndsWell April 30, 2023

Dumas

Dumas is a surname, those with this surname are writers born just like Alexandre Dumas. They have the potential to be very good fencer and have a very strong sense of justice. They are also very good athlete .

I am a Dumas and I won't let this injustice happen!

by Arthure Ronois April 30, 2017

Duma

Duma is a word that describes someone who is dumber then a dumbass , pronounced doo- mah

This guy is such a duma

by P0lyy12 April 22, 2024

DUMA

DUMA is a acronym for the common phrase "Dick up my ass". Another Variation to DUMA is DUTA meaning "Dick up the ass". These can be used when exclaiming your mood to other people(Refer to Example) or when talking about your sexual encounters with out people. Most common uses of DUMA or DUTA will probably be when yelling out a cuss word like Fuck, but instead of Fuck you would use DUMA. Essentially it's a type of profanity in some cases.

Here is a example of DUMA being used in a sentence.
Tom: "How are you today Jerry?"
Jerry: Feeling like someone stuck a DUMA and I'm kinda annoyed right now."

by Weltlek June 11, 2018