Douchebagattractionitis

a illness or disease in which a person is repeatedly attracted to men that are douchebags and continue to date and/or hookup with them despite their douchebaginess.

Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.

by NinaM November 8, 2011

Douchebagopolis

It is a place outside of time where one may live or visit that has proven to be the asshole of the world and be populated predominantly with Douchebags--A Cultural Wasteland.

Friend on phone: Hey Bro, I just got back to the States. I should be back in (fill in the blank) in a few hours.

Me: Well good sir, welcome back to Douchebagopolis.

by PhoenixCat February 5, 2012

douchebagitry

the act of being a douchebag, or a complete dick weed

joe is commited of douchebagitry

by buafer March 9, 2009

douchebagmonkeyfucker

used as an insult to call someone use as a com back

he says ur an ass hat (you say) fuck off u douchebagmonkeyfucker (it has to be said like it is one word)

by pooppopo October 20, 2009

douchebagette

(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.

Bob: I can't believe Tanya
Joe: Yeah she is a real douchebagette

by sueme17 March 29, 2011

Douchebagologist

The career occupation of douchebags united.

Your the most famous Douchebagologist, in the history of douchebagatry.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

Douchebaggitry

The act of practicing Douchebagarry. Being a total Douche bag A.K.A. Silly fucking ass hole with no concern for the feeling or needs of others.Whom also enjoys doing thing that are mainly outdated or totally unfit for him.

Example 1
Person1: You see what Mike is doing to Rosanna?
Person 2: Yeah that is total Douchebaggitry !!!!
Example2
Person 1: Mike said he had work today and couldn't pick up his kid. Turns out it was a playoff game for football.
Person 2: That is total Douchebaggitry !!!!

by Takerthephenom June 20, 2010