Double the douchieness of a regular douche. Usually just does douchey things like being a douche. You will be a douche canoe if you have tribal tattoos or gel your hair, also if you're just a dick to people.
Jimmy is such a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
by summercandy April 10, 2011
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noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
by ditystotsgosser July 15, 2011
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Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
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