dorkus maximus

scientific term for an the individual who is a complete a total dork. see dork (definition by tara)for more information

tara is a dorkus maximus. she totally started the dork revolution!

by taralina July 14, 2003

dorkus malorkus

Latin for dork. From the Simpsons when Barts say to Lisa: "You are...as they say in Latin...a dorkus-malorkus."

Who said the dorkus malorkus from General Accounting could come to the party to dork it up? Send them home, they're nerding up a good time.

by JeremyS August 21, 2006

dorkus malorkus

Someone who is extremely absent of social graces, so much so that it is fun to watch... might have something to do with the city of Mallorca in Spain.

"My math teacher farted in class again today, she is such a dorkus malorkus."

by SnickersBars4YrButt January 12, 2008

dorkus malorkus

A sly way of sating someone's a dork

"As we say in latin you are a dorkus malorkus

by JO_JO Da_GREAT February 12, 2004

Dumpy Dorkus

a person who is short and stumpy, that also has the quality of being a dork.

have you seen that short dorky girl at lunch?

oh you mean the dumpy dorkus?

by stephaniesavage March 31, 2009

dorkus malorkus

it is the actual scientifical word for a "dork" often used in taxonomy. The dork, being a gangly animal, of average to abnormal hight, with very little weight, and stringy, of the dorkus genous. also referd to has a "lop"

the dork, or, dorkus malorkus, isn't rare to find in its natural habitat, since it has been hunted to near extinction.

by justmike2000 July 23, 2004

dorkus malorkus

The scientific name for a whale's penis.

Wow, that dorkus malorkus is pretty big.

by gracie March 2, 2005