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Baby Douchie

A common pet name for the one you love. Baby Douchie is just a nice way of telling that special someone their a douche.
Walks up to Boyfriend/Girlfriend: "Hi Baby Douchie!"
by Dylanslove June 10, 2010
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Doochebag

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag
Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag
by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007
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douchievious

my buddy josh is being real douchievious
by ralachi yavalozzi October 11, 2020
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Douchie McBaggerson

1: one who commits douchebaggery.
2: one who can't own up to their own faults and kicks bricks when there are problems
3: a fake
Variant of douche bag and douche. Douchie McBaggerson is sometimes used in an affectionate manner to describe a person who commits acts of douche baggery but is nevertheless forgiven and loved for who he or she is.
She's doing fine since she kicked Douchie McBaggerson out.
by angelfuck December 30, 2010
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douchie

Like douche bag but to the next level, something completely and utterly retarded and pointless. Offen used as an insult or to say that you do not enjoy something.
*Silent hill was so douchie
* Dude, you are so fucking douchie
by Natalie Theriault May 15, 2006
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Douchie McDoucheParrot

This is an annoyingly infuriating (and yet so insignificant it is almost unworthy of mention) satellite of it's larger master. This lesser or minor douchie serves to bolster it's host's confidence and morale by reinforcement-by-mimic the host's words and actions. This diminutive annoyance is only seen accompanying a Douchie, Douche, Douchepirate or Douchie McDouche. It is worthy to note that this is not a singleton or honorific designation; there may be multiple doucheparrots accompanying a larger douchebag.
That douchie at GI JOES had entrained several douchie mcdoucheparrots to keep harassing me and my GF over this expensive bag.
by chris mcneglidouche January 9, 2008
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douchier

verb from the French doucher

(a) shower, in a shower, like a shower
(b) soak, drench
(c) let-down, bummer (slang)
"I didn't think this town could get any douchier."

"The descendants of King David got douchier and douchier."
by eighteen April 14, 2010
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