Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021

National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

Beat up BIG DOG day

Beat up BIG DOG day is a national holiday celebrated in many countries on July 20th where you beat up BIG DOG.

Oh boy, look at the calendar! It's Beat up BIG DOG day! Prepare your hammers!

by The man who posts definitions July 20, 2024

take someones dog day

May 20th take someone’s dog and send them a picture for proof and dont return unless given money

Hey! I will give your dog back if you give me $20. Why? Its national take someones dog day!

by THE desney :) May 20, 2024