Do you know what today is

Send him nudes when asks “do you know what today is

Him: Hey do you know what today is?
Her: what’s today?
Him: national send nudes day

by I promise trust me May 20, 2021

do you know how to mute

shut the fuck up you twat

"YOOOO MAN I GOT SO FUCKING HYPE LAST NIGHT THAT BITCH WAS ALL OVER ME FUCK!"
'do you know how to mute'
"ah fuck you too"

by ur mom . fuck off loser lol May 11, 2015

do you know who are deal

A particular teamspeak troll, who jumps from server to server.

The full meaning of do you know who are deal is do you know who you are dealing with, which they do not.

"Do you know who are deal?"
- "What?"

by MyHouseMyLandSir May 18, 2016

do you know de wey

A meme video of a remake of knuckles the echidna from the sonic series

"Do you know de wey my bruddah"Said in an African accent

by A chav bastard cunt faggot January 22, 2018

Do you know da wae

A dead meme that originated from VRchat

One question. Do you know da wae?

by SonicMemeDictionary February 26, 2018

Do you know who I am?

A line often uttered by self-absorbed asshats who feel they are being wronged by someone in a particular situation. History often proves that these douchebags, who might have an extremely low level of fame that most people are unaware of, are being treated on equal footing with the rest of the general public. This angers them even more.

BOUNCER: You're going to have to leave this club, sir.

DOUCHE: Wait a minute, wait a minute...do you know who I am?

BOUNCER: No. Get the fuck out of my face.

by Slow Motion March 11, 2009

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!

Exclaimed to an individual when you're at the peak of excitement.
While they're still confused you'll inform that they are in fact "IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!" and that they're "GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!"
Works well on people who are high.

Them: "Dude I'm so stoned right now."
You: "Oh? So umm.. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!"
Them: "Dude what the fuck!"
You: "YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEE!!"
You: *rock the fuck out and smash shit up*

by Rockthefuckout May 27, 2006