Discordian; someone who cannot get off of discord, controls hella servers ( a lot of servers ) and is a mod who watches everything you do. They fight over the worst things, and dont like trolls and are soft.
"Nigga shutcho dumb ass up, you discordian; you possibly go in bed thinking about if that kitten wants you."
by drakefromdiscord October 30, 2021

It's like the word 'American' but used for anything that has an origin coming from the social media platform Discord or someone who spends a lot of time on said platform, gaining them the title of a Discordian, like how someone who lives in America is called American. Discordians are a wild bunch of people, all of them ranging different personality traits but you're likely to find that they're usually gamer of some sort.
Person A: Hey have you found any cool people yet?
Person B: Yeah. There's this one really hot guy who's a Discordian
Person A: Oh my god!! What a catch~
Person B: Yeah. There's this one really hot guy who's a Discordian
Person A: Oh my god!! What a catch~
by Hypotension October 11, 2020

A person who uses the app Discord/Reddit way too much. Such as managing 15 Direct Messages as well as being at the max server limit.
Ned: Man you are such a discordian!
Alpad: What?
Ned: I mean, look at you! You are fat and stupid, you don't even know how to spell the word Anthropology!
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
Alpad: What?
Ned: I mean, look at you! You are fat and stupid, you don't even know how to spell the word Anthropology!
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
by ButterScott January 19, 2024

Someone who stays on discord all day and basically lives in discord instead of the real world around them
by xanox June 28, 2022

A person obsessed with discord at all times of the day no matter what they got going on. Discord overtakes their basic function of life and nerfs their primal senses.
"omg have u seen how joybandz has been acting recently?" "I know! hes been acting like a real discordian lately!"
by joys nightmare September 21, 2023

by vamprabbit May 13, 2022

A made up fucking word from a little bitch boy named hanako apparently meaning someone who’s life is discord
Stfu you discordian little bitch
by Naruto1007 January 11, 2022
