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dirty old man

An elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their young flesh. They often try to score with them. Usually have to settle with porn or elderly women, unless they are very rich ( check sugar daddy)
Elderly man : Hey sweetie, can get me a soda pop from that cooler. These old bones can't handle such a low bend. Thanks hon....... No, that's not the one I wanted. I think you need to reach way at the bottom and get me another one. Thanks hon. You're a doll.

Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me.
Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds.
Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself
on that walker like that.
by foxmoon October 2, 2006
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Dirty owen

The act of fisting a girl so hard the rings of cartilage that hold her vagina together fracture
"my girlfriend thought she was a whore, so I gave her a dirty Owen
by Fanny muncher April 11, 2020
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Dirty Olajide

The act of eating the arse (and guzzling the shit) of your significant other during sex.
Simon got a Dirty Olajide last week
by Th0mas266 September 1, 2021
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Dirty Oak

A college apartment knowing for throwing raging parties.
Girl 1: I'm thinking about heading to the Dirty Oak tonight
Girl 2: Me too! Word on the street is THEY"VE GOT BLACKLIGHTS!!
by Wastypants September 3, 2012
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dirty ohio

The act of injecting steroids, growth hormones, and or silicates into the penis.
Also referred to as {pulling an Ohio} or {Ohioing}
Ex: "Don't come in man. I'm pulling an Ohio"
"Oh, my bad man, didn't realize you were still on the dirty Ohio cycle."
by Heavy Paeding August 21, 2014
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dirty oj

When you turn someone's glove inside out and wipe your ass with it and then secretly give it back to them. Works great with motorcyclists, golfers, bowlers, weightlifters, etc...
Man, that douchbag left his gym bag in my back seat and I gave him the Dirty OJ. Don't be giving him no high five.
by Old dirty 1975 September 16, 2017
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Dirty Obama

Drone striking innocent civilians from the white house while simultaneously being balls deep within a scat filled asshole
by Noble 7th November 21, 2020
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