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DO THE DISHES

‘Do The Dishes’ is a common phrase heard around the planet by many housemates. Humans as a species have a bizarre fixation with not doing the dishes dating back to roman times when battles were fought by 'gladiators' over who would have to do the dishes.

Scientists have theorized that the act of not doing the dishes is a subconscious action done by the human brain as some form of low level biological experiment in order to understand their environment.

The advent of fast food in the 20th centaury is not the end of the act of ‘doing the dishes’, but simply another step in the evolutionary ladder of ‘doing the dishes’ – Any waste left from fast food is placed into bins, which eventually make their way to rubbish dumps, where the act of not doing the dishes is done on a much grander scale.
OMG Adric Do The Fuxking Dishes!
by Lord President Dalen April 19, 2004
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doosher

one who commits dooshbaggery
Kyle: I just shat on the floor
Sean: Ur a fuckin' doosher!
by Kyle Faggot December 22, 2008
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washing dishes

Originating in New Orleans, it refers to when gang members switch their license plates in order to hide from the cops.
yo, 5.0 on my home we gotta start washing dishes
by Tha LA King October 19, 2014
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disher

"disher" (noun), used to describe someone who can dish it out but can't take it.

These people are often found lamenting the dishings of others, while forgetting the dishings that they themselves have committed.
Everytime I give him shit, he gets pissed at me. But he talks so much shit himself! What a disher!
by Alexandra February 10, 2004
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do the dishes

A term used for code around your friends when you have to use the bathroom for number 2.
OMG, I SOOO have to "DO the DISHES"!!
by Sara Spy August 17, 2006
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Dioselyn

A girl who is amazing and always thinks of others. If you don't like her, you're stupid because she's very awesome. She loves going to church and is a very smart girl. She can be a little shy when you first meet her, but she warms up to you later and can be a very great friend. She likes to hunt for eagles, but is very picky when it comes to worms.
Wow, that Dioselyn girl is so nice! Hmm... must be because she's mormon!
by Sir Kraisin June 28, 2011
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dipshet

it is dipshet. it has pp stuck in tree
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