one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

I did but I didnt

The ramblings of an out-and-out liar who can't stand by their actions. Usually a complete cunt who you can't stand the sight of.

Wellll...... What it is, is I did but I didnt - an annoying lying cunt in action

by Legiz March 09, 2015

didnt bang

normally said when a joke isnt funny at all .

person 1: ur ugly

person 2: ur joke didnt bang bruv

by shayhrts December 15, 2023

didnt bang

a word of slang used it the uk for when a joke isnt funny upon the youth.

friend : that greytings ugly fam

you : ahlie ur joke didnt bang.

by shayhrts December 09, 2023

but i didnt want to

...something someone says to,just to send a message.

very used by former undertale youtuber speedrunners.

what's popping up guys and today we will speedrun undertale. ...but i didn't want to.

my friend did drugs today and he asks if i wanted some ...but i didnt want to.

gooo goo gaa gaaa milk milk gooo gooooo gaaaa

...but i didn't want to

by dannysunglasses January 12, 2022

you need to didnt hat

for when people have fucking strokes

eli, you need to didnt hat

by https.thebest March 25, 2021

didnt even realize

This is now officially all one word.

Person 1: i mean i didnt even realized it was the bambi face until looking at it for like 5 seconds
Person 1 (again lol): *didnt even realize
Person 2: thats now all one word

by ethanlolcat3 official :))))) October 17, 2022