The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

i c wut u did thar

A reply acknowledging a clever, or sarcastically, an unclever pun.

LOLspeak
Person A: I sneezed.
Person B: 'snot funny!
Person C: @ Person B: i c wut u did thar

Person A: I sneezed.
Person B: 'snot funny!
Person C: @ Person B: i c wut u did thar

by scy1192 May 23, 2008

why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

sister did that

when your bff does some crazy impressive shit.

Friend "Jasmine sucked off two guys at once yesterday"
Me "SISTER DID THAT"

by Laurnoodles September 4, 2017

where did the time go

Phrase referring to how quickly time seems to pass over a large amount of time

Similar to "How time flies"

Person 1: Do you remember fidget spinners?
Person 2: Yes, what about them?
Person 1: They were popular 4 years ago
Person 2: Wow, where did the time go?

by an_account August 1, 2021

as if you did that

1.when you say as if you did that you mean i cant beleive you did that

kathryn-"i sucked jimmys cok" lisa-"omg as if you did that"

by Ann-marie October 1, 2005

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"

"To get to the other side?"

"To die and go to heaven!"

by HahaGamer March 29, 2019