Diary Slut

Someone who tells all personal stories about themseleves (whether real or fictional) to gain attention i.e. graphic sex stories, fake stories of tragic events i.e my uncle was paedophile, my mum has cancer, i might be pregnant, i have cancer, or he did me analy- thanks, thanks alot for telling me about that i'm so glad.
This excludes people who tell very close friends important stories to relieve emotional stress, and rather refers to people who tell anyone they have met within five minutes every thing about themselves

*crying infront of everybody in class*
girl 1: omg whats wrong?
girl 2: i... i think i might be pregnant
girl 1: SHIT omg?! what are you going to do?
girl 2: i dont know im soo unhappy my life is awful
girl 1: you have to go to a doctors
girl 2: i think i'll just wait and see if the baby goes away
girl: .... :|(classic case of diary slut)

by iamreallyawesomecosimonud April 22, 2010

American Diary

A Cool band from maryland with amazingly cool members. Mikey who plainly rocks out and sprays water/beer about the air. Reeder who drums feverishly and has cool piercings for a man. Ben who has an amazing lisp and cool kicks. Then, Brendon who sings it loud and proud while rocking the bass (and has cool hair). Usually seen in Towson MD

James: Did you see american diary at recher theater this weekend?

Tami: Yeah! I got pictures with all the boys! And Mikey spit on me with beer!

James: LUCKY!

by Meow_girl January 9, 2009

Diary The Rich Nigga

richest nigga to ever exist and fucks a ton of bitches (milfs)

Yo Diary The Rich Nigga why are you so rich?

by DiaryTheRichNigga September 14, 2020

Diary Battleship

When you try to book something important in your diary and realise there is already something there.

We're playing diary battleship at the moment, "Direct hit!!" you just sank my meeting.

by Ketchsap February 2, 2021

Diary of a wimpy kid Double Down

a really dope book

have you read Diary of a wimpy kid double down

by SpedXdriver April 26, 2022

Diaroopy

When you are taking a shit and it first comes out normal, but half way through it explodes and turns into diareah

Dude i just destroyed that toilet with my diaroopy.

by ppman April 23, 2010

man diary

Noun. A man diary is the same thing as a journal or a diary. It is used to add masculinity to such phrases as, "I write tender stories of my day in my man diary." This also applies to blogs, ie. livejournal, blurty, xanga.

"Yo dude, let me look at your man diary, give me the link."

by The Legendary Ironwood March 21, 2005