A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.
Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.
Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?
Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?
Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?
Jerry: Indeed.
Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?
Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?
Jerry: Indeed.
by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008
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The combination of purchasing and consuming two grossly sugary items at a movie theater. This can include a sugary snack such a sour patch, coupled with a large soda or slushee. This is generally followed by an extensive sleeping/shitting session.
Person 1: Dude, Roth just got a Diabetes Combo
Person 2: I know man, he missed the entire second half of Jackass
Person 2: I know man, he missed the entire second half of Jackass
by thunderjugggs October 23, 2010
Get the Diabetes Combo mug.The swagger that comes from having the genetic condition of diabetes. Comes with epic finger-pricking abilities and fanny pack swag.
by needlelife September 11, 2013
Get the Diabetes Swag mug.I specialize in diabetes and people ask "Is type 3 diabetes contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get a shot to prevent getting type 3 at your local hospital or clinic now
by Ryk ifier May 30, 2019
Get the Contagious diabetes mug.Weeb 1: hey man what did you think of that sauce I sent you?
Weeb 2: dude that shit was so sweet it gave me type 4 diabetes.
Weeb 2: dude that shit was so sweet it gave me type 4 diabetes.
by Ergfty March 27, 2020
Get the type 4 diabetes mug.Diabeetus is not just Diabetes mispronounced. Diabetes if NOT a blood disease but rather an insulin problem. Insulin is used to regulate the sugar levels in your blood. Some don't produce any insulin, some produce to much.
Diabeetus is Diabetes with enlogating of the testicals that get longer with age.
This becomes a big sanitary problem when they are using the toilet and the scrotum touches the dirty water.
Diabeetus is Diabetes with enlogating of the testicals that get longer with age.
This becomes a big sanitary problem when they are using the toilet and the scrotum touches the dirty water.
by Dr. John MD September 20, 2013
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