Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.

"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."

by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017

denounce

Publicly declaring someone to be wrong or evil.
A very common thing to do in Sid Meier's Civilization.

Person: "Hey, you see that guy overthere? He thinks that he is better than us"
Me: "I denounce him."
Me, but shouting instead so everyone can hear: "I DENOUNCE THAT GUY!!"

by Deus vult=justice January 7, 2018

denouel

Denouel is a second name usually given to amazing and lovely people with a special talent for cooking and bakery.

This is a frequent name in Britain, France.

Mrs. Denouel is the love of my life, i met her at school a year ago.

by Milhouzer December 21, 2021

Rash the denom

Hip Slang used by math teachers for the algebraic property "rationalizing the denominator"

Dont worry Brittany, you dont have to extend any lines. Just Rash the Denom

by Crosswell Student March 2, 2010

Dumbest Common Denominator

The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.

On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.

"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"

"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."

by Upallnightagain September 25, 2011

ted danson

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.

Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.

by C Provencal April 29, 2008

denison university

a fucking kickass school.

hey--you goin to denison university?
and the truck driver said, denison university?
why yes i am.
so i got in the truck.
and here i am.
again.

by beaner greener September 10, 2006