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A Declan Moffat

A loud, usually drunken, but hillariously entertaining country fellow. A man of intense sexual energy, but ABSOLUTELY no charm or subtelty. Creation of the Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, but describes accurately a vast number of rural Irish men in their early 20's to 50's.
Declan Moffat, while extremely hungover and struggling to form sentences describing a situation where a man wants to make love to a woman, but she's not in the mood, but requires some gentle persuasion: "DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE?"
This is an example of "A Declan Moffat".
by Captainfailure April 11, 2008
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Deflangivation Society

A society founded in 1959 to provide a safe haven for those with a keen interest in
deflangivating (the process of removing the leaves and stalk from a plant) to share
their experiences and socialise with like minded folk.
Person 1: I met the owner of Microsoft last night. I am waaaaaay cool.

Person 2: Dude, you loooooooose - the owner of the Deflangivation Society is my DAD.

Person 1: Woooooah, no way?

Person 2: Way. Now lick my shoes.
by The Deflangivator February 15, 2010
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Deflated beaver

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated
I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver
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Declan Funk

You must be Declan Funk because you don't celebrate Christmas.
by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022
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Declan

Either girls love him or hate him they don’t know which one to choose because they all like him some way or another
Declan
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deflate me daddy

CrankthatFrank is a Youtuber and in a video called I'M GOING WHERE he said that he's Tortoro hat makes his head look like a balloon.

Still he himself does not have any definition for this word except that it has something to do with a balloon. Though it may just be a kinky Dan and Phil thing now dealing with the fact that Frank is a phangirl or how your head resembles a balloon while wearing a hat.
"My head looks like a balloon. Deflate we Daddy."

"I hope nobody writes a phanfiction based on the Deflate Me Daddy. The Hat fic was too much."

CrankthatFrank Phanfiction Amazingphil Danisnotonfire The Hat fic
by MusicGeek69 October 13, 2015
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