(Erectus Longinus Penis Grande) is an advanced species of human found to the west of Indonesia and parts Malaysia. He is well known for being found wherever their is an abundant amount of video games, pretty women and weapons. Main food groups are Burgers ,Pizza ,Dragons ,Lions ,Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee ,human fear and courage. He contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants and is fucking awesome in everything. He is known for extreme skills using Nunchucks. Very dangerous and impossible to defeat in armed or unarmed combat , it is suggested that if you see him immediately run for your life like a sissy bitch. DO NOT attempt to capture as his fists can crush titanium as well as Adamantium. If you find yourself cornered by a him start praying because that is the last moment of peace you will have before he drives his fist through your chest and rips off your lips and uses it to kiss your own ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you in a heartbeat and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.His has eyes as endless as the Ocean and a smile that lights up your life. Dayanandan has a scent which stays with you until you see him again.According to prophecy it is the name of the future ruler/ender of the world.
Soldier 1 : Holy titty fuck, he is deflecting my m16 bullets with his nunchucks.
Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!
Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our tanks.
Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*
Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!
Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.
In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!
Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our tanks.
Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*
Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!
Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.
In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
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