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Dayanandan 

(Erectus Longinus Penis Grande) is an advanced species of human found to the west of Indonesia and parts Malaysia. He is well known for being found wherever their is an abundant amount of video games, pretty women and weapons. Main food groups are Burgers ,Pizza ,Dragons ,Lions ,Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee ,human fear and courage. He contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants and is fucking awesome in everything. He is known for extreme skills using Nunchucks. Very dangerous and impossible to defeat in armed or unarmed combat , it is suggested that if you see him immediately run for your life like a sissy bitch. DO NOT attempt to capture as his fists can crush titanium as well as Adamantium. If you find yourself cornered by a him start praying because that is the last moment of peace you will have before he drives his fist through your chest and rips off your lips and uses it to kiss your own ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you in a heartbeat and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.His has eyes as endless as the Ocean and a smile that lights up your life. Dayanandan has a scent which stays with you until you see him again.According to prophecy it is the name of the future ruler/ender of the world.
Soldier 1 : Holy titty fuck, he is deflecting my m16 bullets with his nunchucks.

Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!

Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our tanks.

Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*

Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!

Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.

In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
Dayanandan by zingeraddict September 4, 2017

devanandana

God.
The meaning of this name means god's daughter.

She's pretty but she denies it, she's kind but she doesn't tell anyone she is, she's afraid that someone she loves would leave her, she's overall amazing but she doesn't believe that.
"Devanandana your so pretty." She replies " uh no I am not, who lied to you?"

danananana batman 

The theme song or opening of the old school version, of batman. it mainy appears when batman suddenly jumps out of no where and then the theme song plays. this song is a trademark of the popular series, ''Batman.''
Music: danananananananaaana
People:BATMAN!
(Batman Appears)
danananana batman
Word of the Day on June 12, 2017

devanandana

It means that your the daughter the almighty.if you are given this name u will have really precious life
Devanandana what are you doing
devanandana by Devanandhana November 21, 2021

dayanandh 

Someone who is very easy to talk to and is extremely good looking.Has an amazing sense of humor and will always make you smile
Yooo look It’s Dayanandh,he’s so hot bro
dayanandh by cum jar November 15, 2021

dayanand 

A very hardworking guy. Going through difficulties , but never gives up. Because of the approach he has towards his life , he is going to be an inspiration for many , and will lead a very successful life . Women play a very significant role in his life ( eg . His Sister ). His biggest teacher is his grandfather . Though , he is not blessed with the perfect family , his family is indirectly helping him to get stronger and loves him a lot
Dayanand, you are the best person I have in my life .
dayanand by Wellwisher........ November 25, 2021

Devanandana

A girl so beautiful and kind. Who always notices the small details other don't notice. Who always cares more than the others do. Who is probably a Taylor Swift fan. Who loves reading books and hoarding books even though she does not have space for that. She loves making people around her happy and doesn't accept compliments even when she is forced to accept them. She is an introvert who acts like an extrovert. She dreams of getting out of this town and writes poems about how she feels like she does not belong anywhere even though everyone loves her. She loves too easily and hence, takes betrayal to heart. She is very hardworking and determined and self consious at times. She is very pretty but denies it. She is multitalented but denies it again. She is always ready to support her friends. She loves everyone around her but doesn't feel like the love is being reciprocated. She is an amazing person.
omg she is so devanandana
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