Darren

He's either your friend or your lover.

You can't hate him. His charming a gentleman and the most determined guy in the world. If you know a Darren don't fuck up keep him as a friend as long as possible

They deserve a Darren

by Hormonius July 31, 2018

darren

perfection

faith: this is perfect.

athena: it. is. DARREN.

by petrakou July 11, 2020

Darren

1.Derivative of the ancient battle-god, Darrenethis, who brought the thunder upon all who opposed him. He was also known as a great Sex God
2. Name for those of pure awesome and Epic quantities
3. A true gentleman and charismatic
4. Funny as hell

1. Dude, did you hear what John did? he totally pulled a Darren on this guy and then banged his girl!
2. "Hey, did you see that guy at the party last night"
"yeah he was a regular Darren!"
3. "Hey this guy took my ex out to a fancy restaurant and treated like a real lady"
"A class Darren Act"
4. "MAN he's so funny, he's such a Darren!"

by T-Jay007 January 13, 2009

Darren

He is a person who was irish

Teacher- *mentions Ireland*
Darren- I WAS IRISH

class- 1 mounts later “hahhaha darren was Irish!”

by Shhdbdjsbnsdjbsnshs May 18, 2019

Darren

Sexy ass niggas who pull bitches from left to right

Damn that nigga darren pull all the baddies

by Queen Naija June 16, 2018

Darren

The most sexiest, hottest, smartest and did I say sexy yet? People know that this guy is a badass. He’s got a massive dongle and a big heart. He is funny, smart and overall, caring.

Woah, that guy has so many girls around him, he must be a Darren

by fortnitemasterxd123 November 14, 2019

Darren

gives raisins to kids on Halloween

married to Karen

will only drink beer from a pre-chilled glass

needs to talk to the manager if someone’s sitting at HIS table at the pub

drives a Range Rover

his walk-in wardrobe has polo tops and loafers in every colour

Omg Darren do you have to talk to the manager every time the bartender pours you a beer with a head that isn’t 2.78cm exactly?!!

by dazzaisapig February 14, 2020