Dan

the actual ray of sunshine. also a cute egg.
You're like the Dan to my Phil.
by amazinghoying July 03, 2015
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DA DA DA DAN!
HE BE THE MAN
HE GOT A FOOT LONG
IT'S CALLED HIS DONG

HE'S EVEN BIGGER THAN GUYS FROM GREECE
YOU WANT A PIECE?

IT'S MADE OF GOLD
SO BABY YOU BETTER TAKE HOLD

THE BITCHES BE ALL OVER HIM
ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS HIS EXTRA LIMB
BUT THEM BITCHES GOTTA PAY
HE'S NOT FOR FREE TODAY

HE'S A PORN STAR YO
BUT HE DON'T WANT NO HO'S
HE'S JUST MAKIN' BANK ROLL
IT'S PART OF HIS BODY AND SOUL
GOOD THING THEM HO'S BE ON BIRTH CONTROL

EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A BIT DIM IN SCHOOL
IT'S ALL COOL
HE'S LIVIN' THE DREAM
HE MAKES ALL THE LADIES SCREAM
PLUS HE GETS TO USE WHIP CREAM

DAN'S SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER
ALL THEM HATERS MUTTER
THEY JUST MAD

CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT ON A CARPET PAD

NOW OUR STORY'S COMING TO AN END
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T PRETEND
DAN'S A REAL BEAST
EVEN THOUGH HE'S DECEASED.
by Cupcaek Zombie January 30, 2010
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1.n.- A man of good humor, high potential, and deep intelect. Usually one who may "blend in" but would be foolish to underestimate.


2.v.- To give the ultimate sexual pleasure to a woman.

by Mr.Pseudo March 08, 2009
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Dan is the best
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Everyone on Dan’s case like who hurt y’all?
Dan did nothing to y’all
by AGuyNameDan August 04, 2020
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A gentleman who will take your breath away. Beautiful eyes and awsome man hands. A great sence of humor and always able to make you smile. A man impossible to leave your thoughts. Big dreams for his future and is always open to spontaneighty. He will always put you first, even hold your purse! Best thing that ever happened to me!
Girl 1: Yeah, I broke up with that slob...I hate being single
Girl 2: You know what you need now?... you need a Dan!
by Lilly R. July 16, 2010
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one who has a slammin' bod.
the man.
girl one: who is that sexy beast right there?
girl two: oh, thats just Dan!
by thecatwhisperer February 07, 2010
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