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B.T.D

"Hey Jo what's that you're eating in the dark?" "B.T.D!!!"

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used as an expression of excitement or disgust or just any inappropriate time when you want to release some tension...
by Jojobean77 November 4, 2009
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T.B.D

A T.B.D. is a action that one takes when they go to taco bell and eat a lot of food and have to pay a visit to the bathroom and "blow it up" before they leave.
"Oooowie!! my stomach aint for the right, i gotta take that T.B.D.!!"
by theeducatoralwaysrightdude January 15, 2012
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R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
by LittleT March 19, 2012
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D.T.F.A.B.

Angel:aye mowglie, im D.T.F.A.B., are you?

Mowglie: nah not right now, i still needa sing the bear necessities with fuckin baloo:/
by Angelkhfgjh June 20, 2008
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T.B.D.O.M.L

The Best Dick Of My Life.
Self explanatory ;)
OMG I just had T.B.D.O.M.L
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B.D.T.M

person 1: what does that girls license plate mean? B D T M
person 2: it means that she wants everyone to bow down to her.
definition: B.D.T.M: bow down to me
by thelitleo November 17, 2018
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m.b.t.d

(MUST .BE .THE .DICK)When a man is Heavenly blessed and extremely lucky to have an absolute woman pleaser in his jeans. Doesn't always have to be huge dick but for some just know how to use it And is guaranteed to give his girl a big "O" every single time. But in this case for this first definition this man was blessed with both. Huge as fuck and damn sure KNEW how to use it.
Did you hear that Homegirl is still stalking her ex after 8 months? m.b.t.d

She gave him a car a house. Her complete undivided attention and love she fell head over heels for this fool. And he Uglier than a motherfuker! m.b.t.d

Did you hear homegirl got 18 years in prison for trying to get a Hitman to kill her ex-boyfriend. #m.b.t.d

She spent thousands of dollars. Crazy amount of man hours about two dozen different people all in a Revenge plot 2 fuck with her ex-boyfriend head #m.b.t.d
by BiggDiesel1 March 25, 2020
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