Dante 

Dante is a very nice person and can be very stupid at times but overall is the best person to be friends with. If you ever date a dante you definitely will be a great couple. Dante’s best friend is the first person he tells his crush to. He can also make girls fall for him fast. He often likes to play video games.

James: “Dude did you know dante likes you?!
Ashley: “NO WAY! Im so happy he is the best!”

Dante by **ThatPycho_Bird** March 26, 2022

dante goose 

A man for karen housman and ONLY for karen hausman they are starcrossed lovers. And he must divorce his basic bitch wife so that he can happily be with the godess karen hausman

person 1: Did you hear about that sexy dante goose.
person 2: how dare you dante goose is only for karen hausman you absolute BITCH AHHHHHH

dante goose by anonymous April 3, 2021

dante koeun

triangle.....

a smartass who often think of themseleves very highly but in the end get rejected by every living female to have ever crossed paths with him. you can find him singing disney songs whilst crying to aladdin. his also a rare species of half white half asian but seems to look like a long necked indian man who graduated from tec support and can finally retire so he can watch lil boys play soccer. he is often gets confused for a giraffe. dont let the pedo stash full you, his actually 12 year old stuck in an indian dad bod. his bedtime is 7:00pm but he sleeps at 7:01pm because his a jake pauler a complete savage
S- returns
A- his
V-library
A-books
G-on
E-time
his ass may be tight but his bond with god is even tighter. he never buys chanelle pizza though he doesnt have alot of money he has a thicc ass and lots of love to give so ladies watch out cause you girls like funny people and lucky him his whole life is a joke. his emotional balance and bank account balance are basically the same, very low. no one has ever gotten closer than his eyebrows on his face. a true child of god, a lady slayer, his a pussy but you are what you eat (pets). he don't like tall girls cause he eyes only see's in wide screen.

threesome
twosome
his a handsome young weeb lad looking waifu it doesnt matter if your a trap cause trap aint gay
no homo

ps his never loosing his virginity because he never looses
ps he plays fortnight
he'll give you a suck for a v buck

''saying somethig racist'' -dante koeun

dante koeun by crispythang January 3, 2019

Dante grite 

Dante grete means hayden who is dante grete

Hayden was a dante grite--smelly

Dante grite by Dante grite December 31, 2019

dante red 

a deep-voiced, badass hyperpop alias created by ericdoa on soundcloud, who says he made dante during a period of depression.

Have you ever listened to dante red on soundcloud? Every song he makes is fire..

dante red by urbandz October 14, 2021

Dante Friday 

Nov 5th Memorial of the day a stranger came up to my friend at a football game, flirted with her, the stranger was very consistent and very high.
(This can also be used if this happens to you at a Friday night football game, to commemorate that day)

Hey, it's Dante Friday.

Dante Friday by Lsn is boring November 9, 2021

Dante 

shawty like a melody

“have you heard that song Dante sings?”
it goes like “shawty like a melody”

Dante by Artemis04 May 3, 2021