Sarkic Cults

Sarkicism is a religious/philosophical system that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs, and spiritual practices largely based on teachings attributed to “Grand Karcist Ion”, its deified founder. Adherents practice ritual cannibalism, human sacrifice, corporeal augmentation, thaumaturgy, and dimensional manipulation. Highly secretive, the general public appears to have no direct knowledge of their existence; the one exception being the CotBG, who views them in apocalyptic terms. Organic manipulation has allowed certain Sarkicites to achieve anomalous states of being, transcending the physical limitations of baseline humans. Disease is viewed with reverence and Sarkic shrines have been discovered with offerings of swollen lymph nodes and tumorous growths. Sarkic cults treat contagions as consecration, a means to "cull the weak" and purify the masses, and thus actively seek to ensure their spread.

Yikers, those Sarkic Cults peoples are weird.

by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019

Celts

To sweat during a DoDs match..
Celts Refer to: Fat and Black as Fuck

Celts was sweating profusely during the wednesday night DoDs match.

Celts sweated too much into a rage coma after a wednesday night of DoDs.

Sloppy is acting a celts using corny pickup lines on young teens. preferably 13 with braces.

by Celts April 29, 2011

Indianapolis Colts

Record-Setting Season Team.. But can't win the Big Game... Not even the 2nd Biggest game for that Matter.

Manning is a Great QB.. But - "It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that Ring".

by natej January 21, 2005

Indianapolis Colts

A NFL team in the AFC. They are a very dangerous team to be playing. The Indianapolis Colts won their first superbowl..... superbowl XLI. The baltimore colts, relocated to indianapolis won only superbowl V. Afer all this long time they finally won a big one beating the Chicago Bears 29-17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!!

and the indianapolis colts just won superbowl 41. oy my god they finally did it!!!!

by Fahot December 12, 2008

Indianapolis Colts

A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.

In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Indianapolis Colts fans are white.

by BennyG93 January 26, 2010

Colts Neck

A rich town in Monmouth County, NJ, full of hicks, farms and horses. The area was recently a victim of many Staten Islanders and Brooklynders picking up from their hometown to become residents there. Next to Rumson, this is one of the wealthiest towns in the area. The population is predominatly white. Most kids describe it as, "An empty town. If you wanted to actually do something fun, you'd have to walk/drive to another town." The area is said to have a good school system, yet kids seem to disagree. Most complain about the lack of decent teachers and shortened lunches to increase the time for class. There are a few famous persons that live in this town. One example is famous Hollywood actor Dana Owens, who goes by the name of Queen Latifa. Not a good town to move to if you have kids and plan on sending them to the public schools.

"Colts Neck is lacking activities."
"The worst place to move to with kids is Colts Neck, New Jersey."

by Frank II November 11, 2008

Colts

A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.

In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Colts fans are white.

by BennyG93 January 26, 2010