cumcoon

1. (NOUN) What is formed when one is horny but too tired to get out of bed. Due to the lack of available tissue, the skeeterpillar lets its seed fall where it will and proceeds to cocoon itself in ejaculate and blankets for the night.

2. (VERB) To make a cumcoon of oneself.

1. The skeeterpillar emerged from its cumcoon in the morning as a beautiful nutterfly.

2. Screw you guys, I'm going home to cumcoon myself.

by erik5556 November 9, 2020

Cuccoo

A Demonic Bird from the beloved video game series The Legend of Zelda and resembles a normal chicken. At all costs do NOT attack these too much, for they pack more of a punch then Link himself.

"Take that you dang bird" *Cuccoo Call* "Ouch... Pain!"

by Spudimus August 20, 2007

cuzop

A group of three amazingly talented and witty women who are the most beautiful people ever, physically and mentally. They consist of vanilla ice dancing vampires named Alexandria, Abigail, and Beth; three sisters who live in Hawaii called Lorelai, Cami, and Sophia; three ghost whisperers often referred to as Rory, Sophia Grace, and Cami who all eat ham; Luna, Ginny, and Keely who were very happy people; light switches, American dragons, spies, witches, French people, and, finally, a pair of twins and their friend who go undercover as men in ABS.
These three young women embrace all the qualities of Cuzopians. Their home, the Cuzop Fortress, is found in Tight Pants Bulgaria and their summer abode can be found in Istanbul, Australia.

Consequently, they all fall in love with boys whose name starts with J, F, I, or B. As well as A, C, D, E, G, H,...you get the point!
In conclusion, one should aspire to be a cuzop (cousins that hop), but need not apply for any position if you do not like Harry Potter, Arthur, or strawberries.

JohnE: Those cuzops are sexy beasts.
Jason: I know! I call them Stacey!
Brandon from HandChime Choir: But that's not their name.

Sam, Duke of Bacon: Aww, Beth, will you marry me?
Beth: Lemme check with the cuzops. (hushed tones between the three)
Beth: If you marry one, you get 'em all
Sam: That's all right with me. I'll kiss you on the lips if that's all right with you.
Alexandria: Im a city who killed a queen.
Cami: Voulez vous....
Beth: That is all right with me.

by chillysunbob November 24, 2009

Cuzão

Cuzão besides its offensive meaning is also a word you use with someone (generally a friend) when you are surprised by something. It's more common in São Paulo.

Eita cuzão, se liga no acidente!
Damm it, check it out, a car crash !

by ViniAlmeida September 6, 2016

CuZzO

1. Homie, Comrade, Friend.
2. Your cousin's best friend... = Someone you can entrust many secrets with.

1. "What's up Cuzzo"
2. CuZzO = ML ... if ya know what I mean... which you really don't.

by Alfonso G July 9, 2004

cucco

Cuccos are a chicken-like species that appear throughout the Legend of Zelda series. They are usually found in flocks. Cuccos generally appear in peaceful places such as villages, ranches, and castles. Despite the name "Cucco" they are not related to the real cuckoo and are based on normal chickens.

I was attacked by an angry mob of cuccos!

by phantom_sneazel March 18, 2009

cuco

a mexican singer from hawthorne california, he is the best i love him so much, his real name is omar banos, he is a new age hearthrob, i highly recommend that you listen to all of his songs, especially bossa no se and keeping tabs

i love cuco

by Leavemealonebrady July 26, 2019