by tenbux October 9, 2018
Get the Cuntservatives mug.The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.
Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021
Get the The Law of the Conservation of Corn mug.Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
by Benfea October 16, 2006
Get the Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness mug.A conversation including two or more females (or males) about female related things, such as knitting, periods, figure skating, Grey's Anatomy, and gossip.
-"OMG I wan knitting while flipping between Grey's Anatomy and figure skating when I totally got my period"
-"That sucks man" *looks away*
-"HEY, I'm trying to have a cuntversation with you."
-"That sucks man" *looks away*
-"HEY, I'm trying to have a cuntversation with you."
by Traaaavis April 12, 2007
Get the Cuntversation mug.The Law of Conservation of Ass states that women can be changed from one attitude into another, ethnicity combinations can be separated or made, and pure females can be corrupted, but the total amount of ass remains constant.
On Earth the amount of ass remains constant as women gain ass as much as they loose.
IE; a women gets a flat ass when she gives birth to a girl with a large ass, thus upholding the Law of Conservation of Ass.
IE; a women gets a flat ass when she gives birth to a girl with a large ass, thus upholding the Law of Conservation of Ass.
by Mr ... December 1, 2015
Get the law of conservation of ass mug.Guy1 "Dude how does that guy get straight A's while doing almost no work?"
Guy2 "Idk, he probably uses the conservation of effort"
Guy1 -"Damn, i should start using that too"
Guy2 "Idk, he probably uses the conservation of effort"
Guy1 -"Damn, i should start using that too"
by g.d.t. April 8, 2011
Get the Conservation of Effort mug.a general rule that states the amount of weed you possess is exactly the amount you originally bought minus what was smoked already
by Chudaddy November 20, 2011
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