custrodeling

canoodling/toaster strudel = having sexual intercourse and finishing as you would put the icing on/in a toaster strudel

i can’t believe i just walked in to the bathroom while they were custrodeling !

by trudel983 August 31, 2021

cuntroll

When your ex-wife/girlfriend won’t move on and becomes pathetic, bitter and vengeful, to the point where she rallies other cunts on the interweb. Acting like trolls they attempt to destroy any kind of relationship by searching for you on the internet, social networking sites, online photo albums, and videogame characters. Once they find you they flame you, your friends, and family in an attempt to discredit your character in hopes to make your life as miserable and pathetic as theirs has become.

Even after she agreed to put our differences aside my ex attempted to cuntroll me in court by providing printouts of my friends, family and my online photo album. I lold.

I don’t know why my ex and her trolls still visits my friend’s, family, and my myspace page, I guess they still want to cuntroll me.

While playing a wow the other night my GF got a tell from an old online buddy to contact him. When she asked him how he got her name, he said from my ex and her online friends. I guess they cuntroll my life in videogames and add my GF and my characters to their friends list.

by 'head May 9, 2008

controdiction

When something is said or done by a person, that overrides their anitial action.

Person A: I HATE YOU!
Person B: -frowns-
___next day___
Person A: HEY WHAT'S UP B!??
Person B: wtf? What a controdiction.

by rock hand jive November 11, 2006

damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.

Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...

by yoova October 7, 2006

Cuntrolling

Same as the word controlling. Often used when one knows that a woman would be overly sensitive to saying cunt, or just for its hillarity. One pauses after the cunt part of the word for a breif second allowing for confusion when the rest is said. Also see whoreable.

Girl: Don't you go to that strip club with the guys!

Guy: Don't be such a cuntrolling bitch. I'll do what I want.

by Isar May 19, 2006

cunt rod

1. simple, easy: a penis (cock, dick, man tool, schlong, vagina tickler, etc.)
2. an insult, similar in severity and level of kick-ass to "twat"

1. dude i stuck that bitch with my cunt rod
2. that girl over there? shes a total cunt rod

by cconant13 August 6, 2006

cuntrocket

A tactless, passive aggressive, dumbfuck of a person.

"Alex told everyone that I got fired from my job, ugh such a cuntrocket"

by cyal82 January 5, 2014