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Treasure Cunting

The act of shoving potato wedges into a vagina, and subsequently attempting to fish them out - by any means necessary.
"My girlfriend is into treasure cunting. We did it the other night. Most of the potato wedges are still up there!"
by DoormatAndDoormat February 27, 2017
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what the cunting fuck

Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more
You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!
by Your Mum Likes Bush Onion April 25, 2011
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cunninglus

Oh' So yummy
How to make women orgasm by giving women oral sex (cunninglus) to make her cum or The Art of Eating Pussy. There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved pussies, clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look.
I smothered my face in her hot wet bush and I soon became the cunninglus connoisseur!!
by Gleukuos April 1, 2007
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cunting in the bastard

A thorough and vicious beating directed at the face or head of a deserving recipient
If I saw that snivelling welsh judas Bellamy in the street, I'd give him a right good cunting in the bastard.
by WHUNoah January 23, 2009
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cuntishly

(Adv.): in a cuntish manner.
"My girlfriend acted cuntishly last night."
by Anthony King July 30, 2006
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Shawl Cunting

Women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. Also see Shirt Cocker, Shirt Cocking and Porky Pig.

Supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt cocking and shawl cunting is most prevalent. In 2014, the BRC Dept. of Radical Inclusion Dick-a-boo Task Force notified all persons that shirt cocking should now be replaced with "dick-a-boo".
That person is outstandingly shawl cunting! Quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them - then offer them a dusty, cold beer.
by shirtcocker September 4, 2014
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jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).
Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??
by tiny cheeseburger December 12, 2008
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