cumbone

a trombone that produces sound when filled up with cum

look at that cumbone

by Lio messi legend January 21, 2021

New Orleans Cumbo

Body substances mixed together in a large bowl, (ie: Urine, feces, etc.) topped off and glazed with seamen.

"I gave your sister a nice serving of New Orleans Cumbo Last night."

"You wanna help me make some Cumbo tonight?"

by Stumpr November 10, 2013

divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.

The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.

by gindertopia March 6, 2010

cumhole

an orifice of a male or female that is the primary receptical of a male orgasm.

this guy was running his mouth and i told him to shut his cumhole.

by scott crowley December 18, 2005

cumdog

A dirty slut from your local town. The town whore.

That girl lexie is such a cumdog

by Master Shakero November 12, 2006

cumfort

To comfort an emotional girl with a good round of love-making.

Janis was crying for hours after she bombed her physics midterm, so I cumforted her with my giant cock.

by brain brain May 29, 2009

Cumdog Millionaire

A man who cums on a girl’s face, then makes it rain dollar bills all over her face and watches them stick to her...makes him feel like a fucking millionaire...that sly cumdog

Last night I covered her face...first with my cum, then with my money...that’s right, baby, I’m her cumdog millionaire

by Daisy O’Toole May 9, 2018