emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.

Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)

by deb101deb June 24, 2009

constipated

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time

ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!

by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004

cumstipated

An emotional state characterized by a complete lack of sexual arousal. Under these conditions a person could not have an orgasm.

"Your momma so ugly she made me cumstipated"

by Biggeley January 17, 2008

crustpaté

A crust punk with dreadlocks.

Watch that crustpaté sniff his fingers.

by spazztec October 30, 2011

Cumstipated

When you're involved in sexual acts and you really can't cum

Yesterday, I was so cumstipated, it took forever for me to cum.

by Gerald jeffferson May 23, 2019

constipated overrated old lady

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.

Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*

by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021

metaphorically constipated

The mental state of not giving a shit.

Boy: you look like shit today

Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated

by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014