crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus

i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

by austingale March 8, 2008

crank that hillary

when your husband is the center of a scandal where he ejaculates all over a girls face, and you stand by your man. you then run for president 10 years later.

that bitch was all mad at me at first for doin a crank that hillary, but she eventually got over it

by austingale March 17, 2008

crank that fizz

A dance in which one does two pelvic thrusts then rotates their body 90 degrees to the right

Oh shit look at Nate Jay and Elan crank that fizz!

by erice2010 May 21, 2009

crank that bugs bunny

when your with a girl and your about to cum, you stick a carrot up her ass and say "what's up doc?" and then ejaculate all over her face

i was with this girl last night and i finally got to crank that bugs bunny

by austingale March 8, 2008

chunk the bunk

the act of puking on yours or someone else's bed

Dude, did you see Andrew chunk the bunk last night?

Yeah, talk about screwing the pooch.

by AnneKRyan July 31, 2009

crank that george bush

when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional)

yo i was with dis girl last night and i finally got to crank that george bush

by austingale March 8, 2008

chunk the deuce

1. to literally throw up the peace sign as in saying "later"
2. term used to say 'i'm outtie"
also throw the deuce
deuces

1. He chunked up the deuce to his boys as he left the house.
2. I had to chunk the deuce early to that gay ass party last night.

by dmplesUT December 12, 2002