cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

crumple nuggets

Some crusty ass nuggets that have been in someones ass crack for days

Oh God your crumple nuggets are falling outta your ass

by DomminictheDank March 16, 2017

Crumple

The action of grabbing and object and crushing it into a rough, ball-like shape in the palm of your hand.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna get arrested!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I totally just ripped off my boss' crotch and crumpled it!

by SeriousGuy108 January 11, 2024

Chrissy crumple

A game on roblox / what stranger things fans use to say: vecina killing Chrissy.

Hey wanna play Chrissy crumple

by Charl3s12 October 17, 2022

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011