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cruisin

1. to parade one's vehicle on city streets with or without a destination, sometimes accompanied with excessively loud music, headrest-mounted LCD monitors, or both.
2. a term used to explain a current state of unproductivity. Predominately used by caucasian males from the Northern Los Angeles County (i.e. Palmdale, Acton). Also see chillin.
by cybercrx April 9, 2004
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Fudge Crumpling

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'
Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.
by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009
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Tom Cruising

A verb used to describe a situation when a homosexual male, who also happens to be "in the closet", begins going out with a girl in order to attempt to prove that he is not a homosexual. Usually, when a man is Tom Cruising, everyone already knows that he's gay, except for him.

The origin of the term comes from Tom Cruise, who was criticized about his sexuality and soon afterward married Katie Holmes. Many people still believed he was homosexual though, and the phrase was born.
by Zamxus March 16, 2011
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cruisin

just driving in a car really no destination at all
We went cruisin around the city.
by cricketeer VI June 13, 2003
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Crushing

A verb used to describe someone being very attracted to someone else. When someone has a crush on someone, they would be described as "crushing on him/her"
Ben: Hey, Sean. What's up?
Sean: Oh my god, I'm totally crushing right now.

or

Ben: Wow, Sean, that girl Julia over there looks pretty hot.
Sean: Yeah, I think I've developed a crush on her.
Ben: So you're crushing on Julia?
Sean: I suppose you could say that. Yes, I am crushing on Julia.
by Ben Harris May 1, 2006
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boner crushing

The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.
Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.
by Fitzmuenster April 24, 2010
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dream crushing

"dream crushing gives me my powers!" said Lee Briscoe. "There is not a dream i can't crush!"
by coogan April 18, 2008
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