playing cribbage

giving head on the down low, being sneaky, cheating on your boyfriend

boyfriend; " what are you doing at home alone with my best friend?" girlfriend: " we where just playing cribbage"

by loves god and rob tom petty December 4, 2016

crabbage

1) A pincered vegetable.
2) A crab salad.

1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Cribbage

verb. To play Cribbage is to smoke mad blunts.

Damn we played some mad cribbage.
Mr. C is a master of cribbage.

by Joseph Campbell January 4, 2008

Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.

Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.

by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021

Cribbage Weather

Sometimes its a nice day, sometimes shitty, but its always a good day for cribbage.

Alyssa - call your Dad and set up a game!

How’s the weather there. It’s cribbage weather

by AllDavesRock February 26, 2023

cribbagehead

Has cribbage on the brain.

Are you a cribbagehead? You are if you:

are a member of the American Cribbage Congress
are a member of a Grass Roots club
play cribbage three or more times a week
know the difference between Nibs and Nobs
have traveled more than 500 miles to play cribbage
have a trophy area in your house
have read a cribbage strategy book
own a cribbage strategy book
dream about cribbage know which cribbage player has the middle name Royland
own four or more cribbage boards
have made a custom cribbage board

1–3 wanna-be cribbagehead
4–6 fledgling cribbagehead
7+ certified cribbagehead
(based on an idea submitted by Geoffrey Rezek of Darien CT)

Our cribbagehead card group meets weekly to play cribbage.
An authoritative source for “cribbagehead”—page 34 in the December 2023 Cribbage World!

by cribbagehead November 30, 2023

Christine's cum filled Cribbage

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.

I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.

by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023