Mother: Little Sebastien, did you control your ass in the shower?
Little Sebastian: Oui Mama.
Mother: Bastard child! I should've dug you out with a coat hanger. I'll use my French credit card to see if you are lying.
(Mother swipes fingers in Little Seb's ass)
Mother: Stink of the ass! I knew it. It smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the Germans.
Little Sebastian: Oui Mama.
Mother: Bastard child! I should've dug you out with a coat hanger. I'll use my French credit card to see if you are lying.
(Mother swipes fingers in Little Seb's ass)
Mother: Stink of the ass! I knew it. It smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the Germans.
by Jacquesassstink November 4, 2012
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someone who does not pay there bills.
Often by choice, rather than due to unforseen occurance.
This term was coined in the auto industry and used to describe unfinancable customers.
Often by choice, rather than due to unforseen occurance.
This term was coined in the auto industry and used to describe unfinancable customers.
(Sales manager)
Sorry buddy, there credit criminal's cut them loose and grab another up.
(salesman) Damn it I thought I had a citizen here.
Sorry buddy, there credit criminal's cut them loose and grab another up.
(salesman) Damn it I thought I had a citizen here.
by parker19777 January 20, 2009
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Yo that bitch over there has a serious case of credit card crotch (CCC)! Just buy a round with your card and SHE'LL be fucking YOU tonight!
by Pocket Change November 18, 2011
Get the credit card crotch (CCC) mug.Typically done by meme accounts, it is the act of the meme account owner showing their followers an exchange between them and an influential person asking for permission to repost their tweets or memes. It is followed by the influential person giving them the green light to posting it.
Eg. The meme account @trigomemetry asked elon musk to repost his tweets with credit. He replied with "sure". He then showed his followers proof to Elon responding, thus having a credit flex
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It is a single credit that you get before going out with your friends. It's used for one non-alcoholic escape beverage during the night. (for example a SunnyD or Tropicana) To prevent uncivilised actions, you later regret.
You can win SunnyD credits during the night by doing awesome things.
It is a single credit that you get before going out with your friends. It's used for one non-alcoholic escape beverage during the night. (for example a SunnyD or Tropicana) To prevent uncivilised actions, you later regret.
You can win SunnyD credits during the night by doing awesome things.
Martijn is so wasted, I should give him my SunnyD Credit or else he's going to hook up with some random 30+ grenade from the bar.
by Koenraedt April 23, 2011
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