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Sprite Cranberry Day

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December 24 (aka Christmas eve) is national Sprite Cranberry. Go to your local walmart and pick up a box of Sprite Cranberry and share it with your friends and family.
Guy #1: Dude it’s Christmas Eve!!

Guy #2: You know what that means...
Both: Sprite Cranberry Day!!

Lebron James: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
by memer_22 November 11, 2019
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Sprite Cranberry. Com

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Sprite Cranberry. Com is a website that will send you to a video of a person showing a dogs anal gland.
Person 1: Aww man dude have you gone on Sprite Cranberry. Com?
(Watches)

Person 2 : DUDE WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!!!!
by Innocent Pandas December 9, 2019
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Sprite Cranberry

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Truly soda at its finest. Popularized by the seasonal commercial featuring Lebrun James. Once you take a drink of the soft drink youll be be transported to a new world colored in red land green with Landon asking you if I wanna sprite cranberry. Basically it is the best meme and best thing ever made. It has been reported that there was a sighting of Jesus drinking a sprite cranberry.
Lebron: (breaks down door)wanna Sprite cranberry? Everybody else: omfg yes pls
by Kittensobad April 7, 2019
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SPRITE CRANBERRY

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Sometimes said to be the sweat of the heavens, it was given first to a prophet who went around the world spreading this elixir,Sprite cranberry was later turned in to a beverage only for the king and the nobility. As this amazing nectar was being served to the world the prophet prayed to the heavens and asked it in all it’s glory if this elixir had a name, and the heavens responded by sending their messenger:Lebron James he said that the nectar had a name: SPRITE CRANBERRY
hera:hey Zeus would like some SPRITE CRANBERRY?
zeus:GIVE IT TO ME BITCH!!!
by Americanski November 27, 2019
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The sprite cranberry

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You jack off behind a door and while knocking and wait for someone to open it and cum on them but you can only do it on the week of Christmas
Oh yeah my dad does the sprite cranberry on my sister every year
by Conical December 2, 2020
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