Cornish Guilt

Guilt over stealing someones cornish pasty and/or other pastry related food items

Guilt over murdering someone from Cornwall

I totally killed a hitchiker in Cornwall, I've never felt such Cornish guilt

by EarlOfCanterbury November 2, 2010

Cornish

Fat. Extra fat. The act of becoming fat. Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.

He ate a number 1 from Carls Jr., an oreo shake, and a meal from Long John Silvers? That guy is cornish.

by Poppa E March 10, 2009

Cornish Game Hen

This phenomenon happens when the scrotum is pulled up and over the cock making it look like a skinned game hen.

During a rousing game of ball tricks, Gary defeated Keith's "Fruitbasket" by making a Cornish Game Hen.

by Jason K April 10, 2003

cornish meat shower

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.

A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.

by Rumple McFiddlesticks May 3, 2014

corkshiring

To shake your anus at another person in an aggressive manner. The anus must be exposed and there should be minimum movement of the butt cheeks.

Cory was arrested for indecent exposure for corkshiring a group of children for making fun of his new hat.

by Bubz04 January 28, 2015

Cornishman

a young man from Cornwall who abuses one Spanish word

que? I'm from Cornwall. I learn from a book.

by kitten March 14, 2005

Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.

"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"

by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005