Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019

toll house cookie

When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.

Meghan had a toll house cookie on her bed when she returned from her trip

by MeHGCHuNgtonight January 20, 2024

Hollyberry Cookie

An alcoholic grandma from cookie run kingdom

Hollyberry Cookie: raise your glass!
Eternal sugar cookie: go to alcoholics anonymous

by GoldenScientist July 22, 2025

that's how the cookie busts

A rendition of "that's the way the cookie crumbles" and "tough nut to bust"

Meaning: Accepting how the situation turns out

Noah: Bro, I just failed my final exam...

John: That's how the cookie busts

by Za.F.P. February 27, 2026