When you think you see a parking spot from afar, only to pull up to it and realize there's a mini cooper there! You couldn't see it before because the car next to the mini cooper was blocking your vision. You become angry. VERY angry.
Driver: "Doh my god, awesome parking spot ahead!"
(driver pulls up to spot, sees a mini cooper occupying it)
Driver: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Passenger: "You just got mini coop'd!!!"
The most effective form of defense when playing basketball against little kids. Consists of a wide-stance and horizontally outstretched arms in a way that "coops" the kid in one position. Shouting "COOP D! COOP D! COOP D! WATCHUGONNADO?!! COOP D! COOP D!" has been known to improve results.
"The little munchkin thought he was the next incarnation of Lebron James until I showed him the COOP D!"
"He soon figured out the only way out of it was to throw between my legs. Such is the power of the COOP D!"
The deity of a religion based upon the beliefs of Anderson Cooper. This holy spirit comes in every voting day to children's windows to warn them about the dangers of eating their vegetables. If a child who has been spoken to by The Coop disobeys this spirit by eating their greens, they will have reoccurring dreams of Wolf Blitzer for 2.5 years.
My son woke me up at 3 am last night as I heard someone rummaging through the fridge. When I made my way down the stairs, he froze with sweat pouring off of his face, dried tears in his eyes and a head of lettuce in his hand. As I took the lettuce from his grip he screamed in a satanic voice, "CATCH ANDERSON COOPER 360 WEEKNIGHTS AT 8." I could not do anything... I had lost my son to The Coop.