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coolionosis

More than cool.
More than freaking awesome.
It's in a league of its own.
You can't say it like a ditzy white girl, or a gangsta, or even a hippie.

Squint your eyes and say it like you mean it.
Shannon: Guess. What.
Vincent: *yawns* What.
Shannon: I won the lottery!
Vincent: COOLIONOSIS!
by Chanon. July 22, 2006
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cooliomonkeyo

something you say when you think something is awesome
Wow! Cooliomonkeyo! You lost your virginity!
by Beccabook October 19, 2006
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Coolieso

Cause I'm coolieso like that!
by The Cooliesoist January 22, 2012
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cooliosis

a disease so cool it is also a way to define a person
Dave - hey you mummo is a cool dood

John - cooliosis

Dave - geez man thats so cool and ya mum at the same time...
by Cooliosis June 8, 2018
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Cooliosis

An amazing word invented by a very intelligent person; used to describe anything of relevance that is approved by the person speaking
Harvard supervisor: So why do you believe you are qualified to attend the university?
Student applying: I don't really know anything except this school is pretty cooliosis.
Harvard supervisor: Your accepted...this might just be our best student!
by that_one_wierdo_78 April 11, 2020
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Coolios

1. Literally what it sounds like, but a more sarcastic version of itself. As a substitute for "cool", coolios can be used as a joke between friends or as a sarcastic response to something you don't really care all that much about.

2. An adjective, describing how cool and, in some cases, attractive someone else is. A gender-neutral word in this sense.
Example One:
John: Hey, I got the new game for my X-Box!
James: Coolios.

Example Two:
Abigail: Guess who I saw walking down the road today? It was Richard!
Amanda: Really?! He is SO coolios!
by coolios May 4, 2014
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cooliosis

The process of reproducing coolness. It is like mitosis, but with coolness.

However, it is meant as a response to a situation one deems worthy of more than a simple cool The "cool" is designed to be spread through others, and "cooliosis" shows that it is meant to be enjoyed by all.
Drug Dealer 1: Hey did we make any money?
Drug Dealer 2: Yeah, 2 grand
Drug Dealer 1: Cooliosis.
by atlpride November 9, 2012
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