A conservative teenager who also acts like a cunt. Tend to be intolerant towards people of different political ideologies, and tend to come from upper-middle class families.
"When McDonald's serves Filet Mignon, then they can pay their workers $15/hour"
"Dude, Andrew is such a conservacunt. He should try living on minimum wage."
"Dude, Andrew is such a conservacunt. He should try living on minimum wage."
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An individual containing both conservative and libertarian/humanitarian values. This person realizes the importance of preserving the values and morals our country was founded on while also exhibiting compassion for the well being of our fellow man.
The idividual also knows, undoubtably, that both main political are full of shit and could care less about the average american citizen.
The idividual also knows, undoubtably, that both main political are full of shit and could care less about the average american citizen.
Tyler thinks for himself, tyler hates peta and jackasses that drive gas guzzeling SUVs. Tyler knows universal healthcare is obtainable, and the federal income tax is illegal. Tyler believes minority special interest groups are hindering us reaching anything close to equality. Tyler is conservitarian.
by tyler fezer August 6, 2008
Get the conservitarian mug.Braindead adherent to American-style conservative "values" that ignore basic human rights for the purpose of making both mega corporations and the politicians that enable them obscenely wealthy: these "values" include (but are not limited to) stripping women of bodily autonomy... removing protections for visible racial minorities... openly discriminating against members of the LGBTQ+ community... passively encouraging gun violence by refusing to deal with that issue... and removing sex education from schools so that other conservatives can keep being sexual predators of minors
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Get the Conservitard mug.The act of kinda sorta being a "fiscal conservative" except when actual fiduciary responsibility conflicts with your asinine social morality.
When the president drained the secret service budget through extended vacations at his own private resorts, charging usury room rates to the people assigned to protect him, the conservity lineup on Fox and Friends said nothing.
by PavlovBadjewski August 21, 2017
Get the Conservity mug.A hybrid of "conservative" and the derogatory term derp, indicting the low intellect and tin-foil-conspiracy gullibility of the typical neo-conservative and alt-right manchild or their weak women.
However, it still applies to less reality-rejecting traditional conservatives for not having the intellect to reject the historic failure of an ideology that is conservatism.
The term is an accurate reflection of the scientifically proven lower IQ of conservatives.
However, it still applies to less reality-rejecting traditional conservatives for not having the intellect to reject the historic failure of an ideology that is conservatism.
The term is an accurate reflection of the scientifically proven lower IQ of conservatives.
Oh look, another social media troll crying about their latest manufactured conservaderp conspiracy. This one will only cost taxpayers $70 million!
by Chyllstorm October 19, 2016
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