genetic confetti

male Sperm or female ejaculation come, cum, baby batter, DNA

Nicole was covered with genetic confetti after the orgy.

by Beachdet76 April 10, 2016

dog confetti

When your dog gets hair all over your pants

My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

by chuck van d December 7, 2007

butt confetti

undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.

Don't allow Gertrude make you use the back door. She'll leave you with butt confetti to clean off.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Grundle Confetti

When you wipe your ass and shards of toilet paper get intermingled with the grundle grass sprouting around your asshole. See grundle grass

I dropped a grundle cosby off yesterday and thousands of pieces of grundle confetti just wouldn't shake off from my grundle grass.
See grundle cosby

by The Grundle master October 25, 2005

coochie confetti

The bits of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes, usually due to cheap toilet paper.

"when I went for a dive in the bushes, I choked on some coochie confetti!"

by fukifino April 12, 2009

sky confetti

Sky confetti is a winter-positive word for "snow". It is meant to remind you that snow is delightful and, like confetti, should signal the start of some sort of party or festivity. Waaaahoooo!!!

Scene 1:
Girl 1: "Holy shit! We're supposed to get 10-25cm of sky confetti today!"
Girl 2: "Let's go make snowpeople and snowanimals!"
Girl 1: "Huzzah! Let's go do that, friend!"

~~~~~

Scene 2:
Non-binary human 1: "I've been waiting for the sky confetti to start falling since the end of September! I can't believe it's finally here!"
Non-binary human 2: "Let's go celebrate!! Let's build a snowfort!!!"
Non-binary animal 1: "Moooooooooo!!!!"

by ricercar December 10, 2017

confetti necklace

When you let your baby gravy rip all over her chest, sprinkle a package of skittles on her and some of them stick to her. Bonus points are awarded if he/she is able to eat some of them.

Hold still baby... I want to make sure I get this confetti necklace looking juuuuust riiiiight!

by antilimit May 17, 2016