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Colombian Sandsmacker 

During a time of sexual intercourse, the male takes the time to pack the female's vagina full of fecal matter (excrement may be collected from either party) and then continues to insert his penis in the now shit-filled pussy.
Bob: Hey Baby lets do a Colombian Sandsmacker
Jill: What's that?
Bob: I'm 'gunna shit in your vagina and fuck it.
Colombian Sandsmacker by Dr Sazerac September 4, 2010
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Colombian Sledgehammer

Sexual Act in which one has anal sex with their sexual partner in a pile driver position while standing on ones bed while repeatedly hammering said partners against the headboard section of the mentioned bed. Often done immediately after a session of cabination.
"I just pulled the Colombian Sledgehammer on that bitch Monique."

Colombian Sewer 

The Colombian Sewer - A sex move where a person sniffs cocaine ( a drug prominent in Columbia) off another persons ass crack after doing anal - there may be feaces over it and it may stink hence the name Sewer.
E.g "Hey Dave, how did you get on with that bird last night? "
"Bro she said do the Colombian Sewer, i did't want to but i was too drunk to care."

"Bro thats nasty."
Colombian Sewer by Bornator January 25, 2018

Colombian Straight Pipe 

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe

colombian sauce 

The swag of a person who is sexy and also colombian

Can also be Salsa Colombiana
“ shakira is dripping with that Colombian sauce”

“ He had that Colombian sauce”
colombian sauce by Justchecking22 November 10, 2021

Colombian Snowblower 

When your eating cocaine out of your partners ass, and they fart causing a cloud that looks like snow being pushed out of a snowblower.
Dude I was eating nose candy out of Tina’s ass, when she farted giving me a Colombian snowblower

Colombian Sucker 

When two fully erect men form a "69" position and snort cocaine off of each others penises.
Yo bro, me and John had a craaazzy Colombian sucker session last night, you should try it.
Colombian Sucker by P-rizzy November 2, 2023