Sallisaw, oklahoma

What the heck is this place. A city in Oklahoma with like five people, where everyone knows everything about you and can't seem to stay out of business. The home of the Black Diamonds and thirty minutes away from Fort Smith, AR.

So have you ever been to this place they call Sallisaw, Oklahoma?

by dez13 November 2, 2010

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Oklahoma

The useless chunk of land trimmed from the top of Texas to make Texas look cooler on a map. There are no rest stops on the interstates in Oklahoma because they spent the whole budget on billboards that say "Oklahoma: Like California, only less fruity".

Jo-Dean: "man, I hate Oklahoma... and what's with those homophobic billboards!?"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"

by squiggular September 13, 2020

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Oklahoma Bankshot

When a male slaps the top of a female's breasts, as if he was dribbling two basketballs. Then he cums into her mouth as if he was scoring a basket.

"Last night I did the Oklahoma Bankshot on her!"

by KCCAEKMRS June 26, 2008

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Oklahoma

A state where it gets too hot to shovel snow (even though there's snow on the ground.)

Dad: Could you please shovel the snow off the driveway?

Me: Gee, it's kind of hot to be doing that...

Dad: Damn Oklahoma weather.

by El dorito December 6, 2009

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Oklahoma Tooth Brush

Occurs when an overnight female guest needs to brush her teeth in the morning, but does not have a toothbrush. The male then puts toothpaste on his morning boner, then the woman performs oral sex on the man to cure her morning breath.

Bill: So Terry, did you hook up with Suzanne this morning even though she had terrible morning breath?

Terry: Indeed I did Bill, but only after I gave her an Oklahoma Tooth Brush.

Bill: Nice!

by Oklahoma Carl October 14, 2010

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