The Long Arm of Coincidence

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens

Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020

urban dictionary coincidence

While editing, coming across a word you had submitted yourself weeks earlier.

Wow, I'm judging my own word! What an urban dictionary coincidence! approve approve approve!

by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011

Coincidentic

Like coincidence but it is describing it specifically

1: Ahh the parcels have arrived

2:Thats a very coincidentic time for them in december

by Alfuron December 4, 2019

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Coinciditis

An increasingly common disease that causes sufferers to die suddenly. First noticed in 2021, experts are baffled as to the cause. Some think it could be a virus but anecdotal evidence suggests it is self inflicted by participating in medical experiments. Coinciditis most often strikes normally healthy people in their 20's to 40's.

Did you see the 28 year old soccer player who died suddenly during practice? He must have had coinciditis.

by Conservative Couch January 28, 2024

Coincidence

A gathering of high-power Jews.

Did you see that photo of Epstein with Dershowitz, Pinker, and Summers?

Ya, what coincidence.

by freyan November 24, 2023

coincidence

coincidence is not a coincidence but it is a cruel truth

coincidence is not a coincidence but it is a cruel truth

by SamMafian March 23, 2022