Skip to main content

Cluster Fuck

You put a large pilsner glass in the center of a table, round table usually works best, you all "CLUSTER FUCK" which means you all put a little into the glass. Then you have people sit around the table and you try and bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. If you make it you pick someone to drink, but if you miss you pour a little into the cup and the next person shoots.
by Jamie Monks August 20, 2007
mugGet the Cluster Fuckmug.

Cluster fuck

When a situation goes beyond the humorously wrong. Comes from a millitary term to describe the fact that soldiers under fire tend to cluster together for moral support, making them easier to hit.
We popped the flare and started shhoting. True to form they all bunched up in the ditch - your typical cluster fuck. One grenade later and it was all over...
by joskarith November 11, 2004
mugGet the Cluster fuckmug.

Cluster Fuck

A situation so awful that you will end up screaming the word fuck multiple times. The term cluster fuck simply is a proper noun for said situation.
Guy 1:Hey man not only did we have to pay 50 dollars an eighth for this weed but it was really shitty and we had to drive the dude all over hell and creation.

Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck
by UnknownMan4411 January 18, 2010
mugGet the Cluster Fuckmug.

Cluster Fuck

When a group of naked people all cram into a small space, and stick whatever they have in whatever hole they can find.
Wanna come to my party tonight? I’m planning a killer cluster fuck.
by Bolverkr September 5, 2019
mugGet the Cluster Fuckmug.

Cluster fuck

A cluster fuck is when a place is overly crowded, or extremely busy; when there is no room to do anything
"We decided to go to another restaurant because tsunami's was a giant cluster fuck.
by Urbandefiner.com February 15, 2017
mugGet the Cluster fuckmug.

cluster fuck

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.
by Heapcreed December 2, 2016
mugGet the cluster fuckmug.

cluster fuck

by William Snell January 5, 2008
mugGet the cluster fuckmug.

Share this definition